Saturday, December 25, 2010 || 2:42 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE (:
so why am i blogging at midday on christmas? because im very sad and have no life XD lol jks my dad made me come back to the hotel thing with him by bribing me with internet x] nwais so im spending christmas in melbourne with my stepmums family. lol you know how christmas is meant to be a family time where relatives all get together blablabla and its meant to be really loud and chaotic but fun and loving all at the same time kind of like the weasley family (: haha but then that never actually happens at your christmas time? hahaha well my stepmums family is actually like that (: theyre kinda like the weasley family and its so much fun spending christmas with them hehe annd coz they only give presents to the kids coz otherwise theyd all be broke it means i get heaps of presents XD
omg and last night for christmas eve dinner we had sooooo much food its not funny. like omg there was a ham which tasted sooooo good and a turkey as well and lots of cake and dessert and stuff and chocolate peanuts which i think i ate like half a bowl of :L heheheh jealous guys? ;D
and then tonight is more food hehehehehe XD
OMG ONE MORE THING my aunt has a baby boy who is sooo cute. hes blonde and blue-green eyes i think and hes like 1yr old and hes soooooo adorable i want him. i want a baby x] why cant my brothers be little fat non-annoying cute babies? -___-
Wednesday, December 22, 2010 || 8:34 PM

me&grace (:
IN 24HRS I WILL BE IN MELB hehehhehe im actually kinda excited now XD except i checked the weather stuffs for china coz im going there after and kahdkjfnsjkfnerofie its like 0-15degrees celcius. WHERE IS MY SUMMER T_T yes i know its winter in china but usually the place that im going to is pretty warm still so this is really gay. i dnt think i even have clothes warm enough :/ sighh
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg ok so my stepmum bought my dad a coffee machine for xmas and we started using it and OMMMGGGG so yumm... ive already had 2 coffees in like 2 hrs :L HEHEHEHHEHEH i think thats bad.. because my sleeping patterns already screwed and i need to wake up early tmrw.. FML T_T oh well ill live 8]
okaayyy so i probs wont blog again until i get back unless im bored and have internet :L but
MERRY CHRISTMAS && HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE~
oh oh and karina: HAPPY BIRTHDAY (: have a party when i get back ;D
Monday, December 20, 2010 || 11:53 PM
actual children's answers to the question: "what is love?"
"when someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. you just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
- Billy, age 4
"love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
- Terri, age 4
"love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."
- Bobby, age 7
"if you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend you hate."
- Nikki, age 6
"love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt and he wears it everyday."
- Noelle, age 7
"love is like a little old man and a little old woman who are still friends even after they know each other so well."
- Tommy, age 6
man these are some deep kids.. LOL i like the first one (: and the one by noelle is cute too haha
nwaiiss went over to lizzys and we baked brownies (: well tried too.. ahhaa man we fail. hehe i was self-elected head chef ;D ahh it was so funny because we had to teach elisa how to crack an egg :L and then omgsh u know recipe instructions should be clearer.. lol i was trying to pour the melted chocolate in except then lizzy spazzed because elisas hair was like tickling her ear or something and i was laughing and dropped the bowl then i screamed but it was ok coz it didnt smash on the floor.. instead it landed in our mix :L ahhaha omg was so funny.
then we put the flour in and were about to put the thing in the cake tin but lizzy was like.. 'OH SHIT GUYS. WE FORGOT TO PUT THE BUTTER IN' aahhh omg. so yes. our cooking was an epic fail but they turned out edible and yummy (: but really rich and sweet and kinda sickening.. :L
we watched the last song which is such an omfg sad movie. i was crying T_T ..while lizzy and elisa were laughing about something stupid. -__- psshh so heartless hahha jks. errmmm because we weere fat we also bought a pizza.. which i didnt want but then once they put it on the table in front of me.. so hard to resist x] hahhaha so basically i think ive eaten a shitload of sugar and fat today (:
Saturday, December 18, 2010 || 10:44 PM
lol thats how bored i got. but im pretty proud of the edit hehehe took me forever to work out how to make it all starry and stuff (:
sooo because lizzy is gay she couldnt come over today -__- loljks i still love her. but shes gay. and i woke up early and showered and got dressed and everything T_T siighh. lool well my mum was out all day so i went
shopping instead hehhehehheheh XD there were like heaps of sales and stuff soo i got some clothes and a jewellery hanger thing which i dno where to hang now.. :/
arghh omg while i was out my bros killed the internet with all their stupid games and shit. so now i think my net is like semicapped which means.. i cant watch how i met your mother T_T arghhh.
OMG I STILL HAVE NOT WATCHED HARRY POTTER. i know, im ashamed of myself too. ok i have to watch it before i leave.. :/ maybe ill get my mum to take me nxt tuesday sighh. i dont wanna watch a movie with my bros -__-
CHRISTMAS IN LESS THAN A WEEK GUYS~
okay i hate holidays. everyone goes overseas so then youre stuck in the hole that is sydney while everyone is gone. dude i fucking miss you.
Friday, December 17, 2010 || 9:26 PM
so i was just reading lots of peoples blogs.. and i realised people tlk about like deep stuff in their blogs and like they just say whatever it is they think about whatever. no beating around the bush they just say it loud and clear. which made me wonder if maybe i should do that but then i dont think id be comfortable telling people what i think about the world because you never know whose reading it and judging you on it or is offended by it and blehh. oh well its not that i dont voice my opinions.. i just only trust certain people with stuff like that
anyywayyss
i have recently become extremely addicted to sims omg T_T its soooo addictive hehehhe i got bored though because everything was going so perfectly and they were all really happy and had an awesome house and were rich and etc etc so then i made everyone have affairs and stuff. haha but then coz there were 2 couples in the house and i made them have an affair with each other.. except then they started flirting all the time and the marriages were falling apart so i had to move one couple out. soo noow they can secretly go to each others houses }:) hehehe which they actually do. they even had a baby. LOL and its almost incestuous coz theyre mother-in-law and son-in-law.. ahhhh. sims is so fun (:
oh yea my dad was watching crime shows the other day so i watched some with him and ohmyfuck. one of them started with a guy and a girl having sex in the shower and then the guy kills the girl in the shower. and i was like.. O_O ok. except then that night i went to have a shower and i swear i was soooo terrified because the shower at my dads house is like almost exactly the same as the one in the movie. and like on the floor is the drain and the drain is BLACK obviously.. and above that is the vent which is also black and the glass is all foggy so i see my fogged up reflection in the mirror and almost had a heart attack .. but yea.. it was just my reflection. LOOL fark soo scary. even now like 2 days later im still terrified to shower at my dads house :L which sucks because i looooveee showers T_T
and one more thing. i hate parents -___- theyre so gay. and they ruin all your plans. arghhh
oh and anyone free on wednesday? (:
Monday, December 13, 2010 || 9:11 PM
hehehe went shopping at city and then went swimming with lizzaayy ;D and i got some awesome high waisted shorts which were ripped and frayed in like a million places.. LOL i think my mum disapproved because she had a weird look when i showed her :L either that or she jst doesnt get why i love them (: hahahha then we went swimming at the pool at my house and and my awesome tan is now more awesome XD LOL i was so happy today i actually watched a movie with my family in the living room and didnt get annoyed at my bros.. LOL yerr i never do that :L
bleehhh fb is being a bitch and taking forever to upload pics.. -____- sighh maybe my internets dying.. D: anyways my legs are dead T_T you know i think i shall watch himym
in bed and then sleep early XD because i have to wake up at like 8.30 to go to friends house T_T
HAHHAHHAHAHAH i have some funny shit to show you all..

O_O you cant read it.. ayyee. well karina invented a new emoticon.. which is a dead me with a dick in my V and yeaa... HAAHAHHAHHAHAHA shes so retarded ;D cant believe ur ditching me bitchcake -___- HAHHA jks ilovemyjesus ;D
baby you know that i miss you, i wanna get with you tonight
Sunday, December 12, 2010 || 9:15 PM
you feel like heaven when we touch
i guess for me this is enough
why.am.i.so.bored.
9:20. great still way too early to sleep. see this is what happens when i have no sims to play, no book to read and no one to talk to. [karina why is ur arse not online? -__-]
hmm should i change my template? :/ i wouldnt bother but like srsly im that bored. and changing my template is usually a good way to waste a few hours of my life that could otherwise be spent doing something relatively productive or useful. but like pfft. why would i wanna do that? looool
im counting down, so turn around. 5,4,3,2,1 ... baby girl i want you so keep putting on a show
haha so ive been listening to music practically all day and it occured to me that the only songs on my ipod that has lyrics which arent related to sex, alcohol, partying etc. are .. taylor swift, lily allen..the veronicas, john mayer? :/ and songs not related to sex, alcohol, partying or love. 0. LOL what wholesome music i listen to :L ohh wait but then i have songs that have like 1 line and it doesnt even make sense.. likee..
lalalalalalalaalalalala frisky
I LOVE THAT SONG. (: LOL u can tell im bored when i blog about my ipod. OK SHUTTING UP NOW.
you know what i did today? haha i spent like 2 hrs trimming my split ends :L yerr i have a cool life. XD
you know what sucks the most about being unsatisfied?
everywhere you look practically everyone is living the life you want.
Saturday, December 11, 2010 || 10:11 PM
"sometimes it's hard to remember that by tomorrow, or next week, or at least next year, the stuff that seems so awful today might actually be funny. that what makes you miserable today will later on in life be a good story to tell your friends. why does that happen? i don't know. things change. people change. we spend a long time trying to figure out how to act like ourselves, and then, if we're lucky, we finally figure out that being ourselves has nothing to do with acting."
- parrotfish
hello blog, havent seen you for a while (: lol ok maybe it was only a few days but still these days an hour feels like a year.
well ive been babysitting my sis at my dads which basically just means ive been playing sims for hours all day while my sis watches dora the explorer or some other show on tv. and i got paid for it too HEHHEHE paid to play sims. ahhhh (: though i did cook lunch and make sure my sis didnt completely trash the apartment lols.
i read a book today called parrotfish about a girl who wanted to be a boy and is a transgender or wteva. which sounds like a dodgy book but lol it was actually really good and interesting. like it kinda puts things into perspective. no matter how hard things might be and how shit people make you feel, there are people out there who can come out one day and say to the world, 'hey i'm sick of being a girl. so im a boy now. deal with it' and they survive all the shit they get, which is probs alot worse than whatever you or i are likely to encounter in our lives.
dont you love when you shuffle your ipod and old songs come up and they instantly remind you of a person or a certain moment?
Tuesday, December 7, 2010 || 8:35 PM
let's go party,
work that body
sooo i actually had quite a productive day today ahahha. woke up and my mum dragged me to the library coz she thinks im wasting my holidays watching stuffs... which i am.. but still -___- borrowed some random books and then went swimming with my bros. well they swam and i tanned HEHHEH i have a tan now (: yess i was actually very excited when i came home and looked in the mirror XD so then i felt like doing something and i cleaned my room, vacuumed the whole downstairs and cleaned the bathroom. MY BATHROOM IS NOW SO FUCKING CLEAN XD hehehhe and then i shall go shower in my extremely clean bathroom later.. LOL and my bed is made for the first time in.. forever :L
loool bleehh my internet is loading things slower :/ very bad. wat if it caps again IN MY HOLIDAYS T_T
OH BTW EVERYONE.
karina would like you all to know that she is a retard ;D HAHHAHA jksjks iloveyouu~ but srsly. this is our convo:
[8:19:32 PM] chriistineeli: BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME
[8:19:33 PM] ~ kurii: I AM JESUS YOU LOSER.
[8:19:40 PM] chriistineeli: O_O well im god. I AM YOUR FATHER.
...
[8:20:48 PM] ~ kurii: but seriously is god a man or a woman?
[8:21:12 PM] chriistineeli: loool how wuld i know
[8:21:23 PM] ~ kurii: YOU ARE FKN GOD.
[8:21:27 PM] ~ kurii: LOOK DOWN AND CHECK.
[8:21:30 PM] ~ kurii: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
[8:21:32 PM] chriistineeli: HAHHAHHAHHA
[8:21:42 PM] chriistineeli: well.. shhh this is a secret
[8:21:46 PM] chriistineeli: but im actually a trannie
[8:21:54 PM] ~ kurii: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
[8:22:01 PM] ~ kurii: OOOoooOoO LOL.
...
[8:25:15 PM] chriistineeli: I WIN. IM UR DAD U DISOBEDIENT SON OF A
[8:25:27 PM] chriistineeli: .. virgin
[8:26:01 PM] ~ kurii: daddy please forgivemeee T_T
[8:26:12 PM] chriistineeli: HAHHAA awwwww
[8:26:22 PM] ~ kurii: bitch asif ID EVER FKN SAY SORRY TO YOU XD
[8:26:26 PM] chriistineeli: -___- bitch
[8:26:28 PM] ~ kurii: AHAHAHAHAHA XD
[8:26:30 PM] ~ kurii: jks LOLOLOL.
[8:26:40 PM] chriistineeli: WELL NXT TIME U DIE I WONT FKN REVIVE YOU XD
...
[9:02:57 PM] ~ kurii: in my dream
[9:03:19 PM] ~ kurii: ms george my sports science teacher comes up to me and goes you made the pool red.
[9:04:38 PM] chriistineeli: LOL u made the pool red
[9:04:43 PM] chriistineeli: with wat ur period blood
[9:04:45 PM] chriistineeli: HAHHAHHAHAHHA
[9:04:47 PM] chriistineeli: thats disgusting
my life this summer (:
Monday, December 6, 2010 || 12:55 AM
ted: -text- i sometimes have gay dreams about my best friend
marshall: why in the world would ted text a girl he barely even knows he sometimes has gay dreams about me?
barney: whoa, whoa slow your roll. you? hes clearly talking about me
marshall: dude, its me im his best friend
barney: ok 1, that has never been proven. 2, if anyone were to have gay dreams about one of us, it would be me. i mean look at me... now look at you. a still-in-the-closet 80yr old wouldn't be into that mess -points at marshall-
marshall: here's the thing. im snuggly, you're not. who wouldnt wanna snuggle up next to this business on a sunday morning with a comforter and its raining outside and theres muffins warming in the oven. i'm cuddly bitch, deal with it.
barney: i work out everyday. if there's one thing we know about ted its that he likes a nice body. this body would rock his world
marshall: ted and i have a history. i know what he likes. there are things i could do to him that would blow his mind- ..why do we keep trying to have sex with ted?
barney: i don't know. it's weird... HAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHA omg that actually made me LOL
Saturday, December 4, 2010 || 6:12 PM

you make me smile like the sun fall outta bed
sing like a bird
dizzy in my head
spin like a record
crazy on a sunday night
you make me dance like a fool
forget how to breathe
shine like gold
buzz like a bee
just the thought of you can drive me wild
oh, you make me smile
bleeehh its rainy and im tired -____- NOOOO stupid sims wont let me adopt a kid.. oh yea coz shes a teenager :L haha wat if i want her to be a teenage mum.. wat if i actually was a teenage mum. id be so offended pfft.
haha ok nwais i bought a new bikini today (: hehhe its blue and floral i think.. i dno its blue and patterned with something and prretyy (:
chinese school was such a bludge today.. me and lizzy had to do our exams coz we missed it last wk and and WE PASSED YEAAAA which means we wont have to repeat and we'll both be in the same class together hehehhehhe (: everyone had food today for some reason so im sitting there strugglinng to read chinese and everyone else is like having a party -_____- so unfair loool. and then just before i was gona do the reading test the smart guy leaves so then he cant tell me what all the words say :L so gay.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010 || 11:24 PM
dabajas spa (:
FIRST DAY OF SUMMER FIRST DAY OF HOLIDAYSFIRST DAY OF DECEMBERwhat an exciting day haha.
okayy so i had to catch bus to circular quay for speech day except i was like running late and all the buses were full so i got on a random one that went to wynyard because on the map wynyard and circular quay look really close. except then i get off at wynyard and ive no idea where i am and its pouring and my umbrellas dying because its windy too -___- loool but after like hlf hr i made it to the opera house (:
speech day was loong and fking boring as usual.. i wouldve fallen asleep except im pretty sure the millions of teachers on the stage wouldve seen me coz i was like sitting right at the front -__- blehh
went to dabajas house afterwards haha soo fun. we went in her spa for like hours soo warm (: and ate soooo much food its not funny. so first we ate fried cauliflower which tastes reeaaallyyy good and then this other leb thing.. which was raw meat with some other stuff.. which tasted good if you could get past the fact that its raw meat.. :/ lol and dinner.. omg there was pesto pasta, parmajana [dno how to spell it], potato bake, garlic bread and tabouli. and then dessert was this reaaallyyy good gelato cake. okay, srsly i feel like ive eaten a baby. there could be like a baby in my stomach thats how full i am. T_T no food for the rest of the holidays i think. watched some movie.. mucked around blablabla and yesh (: haha got home at like 10 and now im sooo tired its not funny.
such a long day (: i can barely even remember the morning now.. haha
oh yea. omg so apparently all of summer is gonna be rainy. RAIN THE WHOLE SUMMER. like wtf. i was soo looking forward to this summer and beaches and pool and tanning and sun mm (: but no. theres gona be no sun wtf. -___-
`happy holidays everyone!